Top ways waste your life at Mumbai

Go to office, yes! Nothing can ever beat this. You can waste days and months on gtalk, facebook and millions of blogs and e books. What else are the offices for?
Sleep. There are people who have consummated this art through constant practice. Sleep for 22 hrs. The rest 2 hrs should be assigned for eating.
Watch all crappy movies, Language barriers don’t count, box office reviews don’t count. Just think that you are researching on different kind of movies and your aim in life is to become an authority over movies and go on a movie watching spree.
Take a bus from Colaba to Borivalli. This way you can probably spend days together stuck in the traffic. Start on a Monday and aim to reach Borivalli by Saturday.
Sit in the beach. Play with stray dogs. This is possible in the evenings. The plan has to be changed a little for the morning, sit under the trees in the beach. There will be certain curious onlookers and stalkers. Running away from them also forms an important part of passing time
Go on a walk on the marine drive. Keep walking till your feet say no more. Walk till gate way of India, have a mango juice and take a taxi back to your place because if you walk more, you will drop down somewhere.
Check Burp.com and go to all the places which remotely contain anything edible and eat all the crap. Then if you have an upset stomach, it will help you waste some more of your life.
Fight with all the friends around, for different reasons and then make up with them. You can fight over some book, over getting late and it can also go up to fight over food. You will not even realise how your life gets wasted in thinking of what topic to fight, how to fight, when to fight, where to fight and then sit and think of how much more you could have blasted him/ her. After this process you can follow a similar process to make up with them.
Call your long lost friends and crib about everything in the world from your existence to their existence, this way you can spread your frustration and feel happy that you are not the only frustrated person on the earth.
Write a blog giving people random gyaan and philosophy. Now post the blog on different social networking sites as an update. Personally send a link to all your friends who also want to waste their lives and force them to read it. This way your blog can support the first way to waste the life.

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